Edited: "Avast there Lad" Step aboard me sloop.
She may not look like much, but It's the crew that does the job when out on the storm tossed waves of the investment sea.
We've all sorts aboard; Some not more than galley lads on their maiden voyage, others experienced old seafarers who've been in the game most of their lives, the likes of Kevin Kerr of commodities fame, Joe Majocha the famed chartist and Dave Reiner and Joel McEldoon both well known on the seas of finance and investing. Aye Lad when the stakes be on the barrel head and the likes of them be speakin' it's most wise swabs that's be listen' in.
Ye'll not be findin' much of the hustle you're used to elsewhere, with promises of vast wealth in return for a mere thousand or so of your own. But rather a pittance of a dollar a week, just to keep us tied up and floatin' dockside where you can come aboard 24/7 and check on Yer mates and their latest findings. Of course we could just let the financial world plaster our walls with their posters in return for a free ride, but then we'd be just like a thousand other ships on the sea with interests we'd rather not be beholden to. That's why most of the information ye'll find elsewhere has a slant to it that's meant to enrich a benefactor--and that ain't you!. While what ye'll find here is the distillation of each shipmates research through more than any one person could read himself, mainly in areas that most interest him and to which he can add his expert insight and interpretation. Through this abundance Ye can pick and choose to Yer own will and advantage.
Of course there's just so much charts , facts , stats and entrails that a body can stand weighing through, at which point Ye can free Yer mind, go down to the ward room, lay back, have a dram with Yer mates and discuss the humorous and worldly news of the day, and in general blow the smoke from a mind obsessed with financial pursuits, from which mistakes are made.
So step aboard, take a wee tour and be knowin' that much of the real worth be closed to ye. Also be knowin' your shipmates here hail from all around the world and have no reason to tell more or less than the whole truth as they see it daily, thousands of miles from our shores. And here at home a Lad will weigh in with news of that "Pinkie" upstart in his neighborhood that he just spoke to the CEO of and seems to have great "Promise".
"A mere $52 will sign you on for a years cruise. And I'm sure you'll find that each day Ye'll be lookin' forward to whatever minutes you can get away and visit with the rest of the crew. They'll be supporting and considerate of Ye. And the truth be told I've long suspected they're sittin' about in their underwear at the keyboard, which in many cases reflects the true seriousness of their reflections and Revelations.
Captbob
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